Open House!

Hehe, just figured I didn't post for velly very velly long. Hehe.

Had many trainings for the past week, I didn't skip even one. So Guai right. Btw for people who don't understand chinese, guai refers to obeidient. Argh, I can't get my spelling correct.

Kks, no more crap, school re-opened.


Teachers for the year :

Chinese: Mr liuzhenbo. Freak, his accent so tokkong, and he's super sarcastic. Best part is? Xincong oso in his chinese class. Chinese accent + chinese accent = GG.

Maths: Mdm Karen Teng. Strict genius, crazy crazy 1, give extension only give till 5pm, might as well not give right ==. Better don't let her see this, later really never give me only. But her teaching oso very tokkong.

Chem: Ms Low. Aizai, she teach chem idk why every1 laughing -.-

Physics: Mr LeeTS: Aizai oso, he teach physics every1 sleeping .___.

Biology: Jrama . Idk is what initials, only know its an indian lady. Apparently a guy came in on the first lesson and introduced himself as Jrama, we all chuadio, then he say that he not Jrama but a teacher that help her take over cuz for some reasons which I had apparently forgotten and did not want to know anyway. Great, just wasted 1 min of ur life, read on to continue wasting some more ! =)




History: Mr GohLH: Yay, Ah Hock's teaching history again for 3/2. This = to more comp lab time and more answer feeding =). Hope he this year oso will feed feed abit ah! =D

PE: Mr LianCS: Joke, he come in and talk crap. He's really very very random, he can talk about Napfa, then suddenly ask the class who last time come from Marymount Convent, then say his daughter oso inside, then say the principle oso talk crap -.-

English: Mrs Mwee: Not bad lah, except that first week tell us do compo alrdy =(. At least she has a sense of humour!



Kk, no more teachers, now for todays CCA open house.

Apparently I was incharge for the gun,rifle and pds section. I discovered today, that I have a magnificent talent for lieing, cheating people, and scamming people. Next time if I no more job, I can really go scam for a living. (LC tell me de -.-). Why leh? I tell you, I scammed at least 20 people today.

1) Since I was at the rifles section, I was incharge of laser M16's. The laser is in pathetic condition man. Shoot alrdy nothing come out. But there's still 1 more with laser, but oso going to spoil le. Let me play more, I confirm next year no more working laser M16's LOL. >.<

2) There were 3 targets, supposed to take the M16 shoot at it. Supposed to have laser, supposed to be able to shoot the target, supposed to see the laser on the figure. But, GG, the sunlight so strong, the laser is also very pathetic, cannot even see anything -.-

3) This is where I discovered my scamming talent. I tell them see carefully and press, then ask them if they can see the laser.

4) I thought they would be smart and say 'No, got laser meh, mai bluff lah, scold you then you no.' However, they weren't that smart afterall and 19-out-of-20 replies were, 'Yah, got the laser leh omg!'

5) GG, they kena bluff alrdy -.-.

6) However, there are some smartie-pants that keep saying no laser, no matter how persuasive I was. Then I use ulti liao. Mega Scam.

7) I fake fake, ask him press the trigger and hold, while I move the gun to the 'correct' spot.

8) Then they oso kena scammed alrdy, and said 'Yah, got the laser leh omg!'

9) Out of 20, only 1 genius realised there was no laser at all, and thought I was cheating him, lucky the working laser gun had a laser, so I managed to get away with 'the-sun-is-too-bright' excuse, and off he went.

10) Perfect 9 steps for scamming, copyright-ed. Hehe.


Then after that, debrief, Nco's, senior's, CLT's asked how many people we think we managed to pull for signup. They said was a lucky nice number, so Sat said 222. Apparently they dint hear her, then I sit first row, I said 222. And I won. xD

But as a nice nice nice guy, I gave the drink to sat, cuz is she win de . LOL

Kks, very long post here, offff I go . LOL! Cya xD




Oh yes, Btw,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIM QIANYAN!

You are officially the oldest person in 3/2'10, congratulations!